This is a compact and easily recyclable slipcase, the spine of which is punched through with a training timepiece for those caregivers who would like to adjust its miniature metal hands as a teaching aid to suit their own pedagogical exercise, private nostalgia or personal anxiety. Limited numbers of book-less slipcase boxes are now available for those hominids who purchased the first two volumes on the original occasions of their first printings and thus have no need of the Acme Novelty Datebook: Volume 1-3, Slipcase Edition.
Please note: due to a printer miscommunication over the scale of the second printing of the first edition — the “rare and oversized edition,” in collecting parlance — its size will not allow admittance to this slipcase unless severe violent force is applied, any and all deleterious results from which the legal representatives retained by the publishers insist they cannot and will not accommodate.
Please be additionally reminded that this item does not include any books.
